so...let me tell you about my friend named scott..

[SHATOUSHKA]

i like hanging around scott.
i have known him for about 5 or so years...at very least.
he is one of my best (and only) friends.

scott is unlike anyone i have ever met.
he is a queen.
but unlike any other queen i (or you may) have met.
scott is...well...scott.

he has no business being a drag queen.
i cannot stress this enough.
its not that scott doesn't possess the desire
or drive to be a successful queen.
the plain truth is:
scott looks horrible in drag.

ok.
that's not the only thing holding scott back.
its also the fact that scott can't lip-sync to save his life. even if its a song he really knows.

many posting on this forum can attest to this
truth.




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[TastinGood]

Last year I had to watch "To Wong Foo, Thanks for everything. Julie Numar" with someone and let me tell you...that movie is bad! I didnt like it at all!


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[SHATOUSHKA]

so i recently went out with scott a few days ago. actually, it was the night prior to new years eve.
we went to one of the local gay bars in town.
scott was, of course, in drag.
it was awful.

it would have been ok...had it not been for one fatal flaw...

the duct tape scott used to smush his chest together to create cleavage was showing.
this normally isn't a problem. however, this night scott decided to wear just a bra.

YIKES!

p.s.-- i have always like watching TO WONG FOO. its a good movie.
if anyone here wants to understand the full effect of scott-ism, may i suggest renting the movie PRISCILLA QUEEN OF THE DESERT.
scott actually made the sandal dress seen in that movie.
the drag queens in that movie (and thier taste in clothes) is totally like scott.


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[SHATOUSHKA]

new update.

scott called me the other night and was almost in tears.
the poor thing was feeling lonely. he called because he was sitting at his house thinking about how he has no boyfriend.
the poor thing.
i felt so sorry for him.



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[ek3]

He's gay.

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[This message has been edited by ek3 (edited November 28, 2001).]

[SHATOUSHKA]

waaaahahahahahah!!!!!
yes he is!

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[sluggy]

scott sounds like my kinda man...or should i say queen.
tell the lil fellow i said hello!
I love that movie too John L was hella gRRReat as a pussy queen.

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[SHATOUSHKA]

will do!

and what girl wouldn't LOOOOOVE to be the (in)famous chi-chi????

he was spectacular!

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